Person 1: What a loser! Haha!
Person 2: I did win, though.
Person 1: (Patronizingly) Awww… you won a participation trophy?
Person 2: No. I took second place last year…
Person 1: Second place is NOT first place.
Person 2: But this year, I won first place!
Person 1: RIGGED! (Points finger) RIGGED! YOU RIGGED IT!
Person 2: Calm down, will you? It’s a fair game. At least the others can do better next year.
And shut that Beyoncé song off! The Beatles are and will always be number one.
Person 1: Okay, Boomer.
Person 2: What a loser! Haha!
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