The G-spot orgasm is actually called the “God”-spot orgasm, and this can explain why the Virgin Mary was never a virgin in the contemporary sense of the word.
This is also why Jesus is also both God’s son and (by proxy) Joseph’s son.
Once upon a time, Joseph and Mary were married. But Joseph could not conceive a child because he was impotent. He asked God for help.
And God said to Joseph, “Don’t you worry, Joseph. Your time shall come. I’ll help you, but you must open yourself up to me.”
And Joseph let God possess him. With God inside his body, Joseph suddenly became extremely potent, and he felt his rod increase in length and sturdiness tenfold. God, it seems, had given Joseph vitality; though he did not know that his Lord had something special in mind.
Later that night, God through Joseph made love to Mary, and it was heavenly. The neighbors from afar could hear Mary moan “Oh, Joe, oh, Joe!” and hear her moan and yell, ever so loudly and ever more frequently, “Oh, God, oh, GOD!” When it was all over and God/Joseph shot his load (s) into Mary’s fertile crescent, she was a quivering wreck. It was as though God had visited her that night and, through Joseph’s newfound vigor, gave her the lovemaking of her life! Joseph was pleased with the result. God left Joseph’s body, and said to him:
“Be proud of tonight, Joe, for you shall be the Earthly Father to my Heavenly Son.”
Nine months later on Christmas Eve, Jesus was born. And now that you know the real reason why the G-spot orgasm is what it is, you can go back to sleep with God’s discretion.
Amen!
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