This is my parody of a clip from the BBC’s political sitcom, “Yes, Prime Minister”, when Prime Minister Jim Hacker explains to Sir Humphrey Appleby on the readers of the British press. This is adapted to my views on American television. My views, however, are intentionally wrong.
The ones at ABC think they run the country.
The ones at CBS think they ought to run the country.
The ones at NBC actually do run the country.
The ones at MSNBC are the spouses of the ones who run the country.
The ones at PBS own the country.
The ones at CNN think the country ought to be run by another country.
The ones at FOX News think the country is run by another country.
The Local News people don’t care who runs the country as long as they’ve got big boobs.
ABC is watched by people who think they run the country.
CBS is watched by people who think they ought to run the country.
NBC is watched by the people who actually do run the country.
MSNBC is watched by the wives of the people who run the country.
PBS is watched by the people who own the country.
CNN is watched by the people who think the country ought to be run by another country.
FOX News is watched by the people who think the country is run by another country.
C-SPAN viewers don’t care who runs the country as long as they’re big boobs.
"If the news is so wrong, I don't even wanna be right!"
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